The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
Dean writes out a list of men he would go gay for. Sam has a suggestion to make.3,354 words // T
no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm
OH MY FUCKING GOD
that’s the spirit
Make it rain roses!
what the fuck do fish do for fun
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite."
~ Nelson Mandela
Together you will be in one way or another!
DO NOT BUY A BUNNY JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET!!! DO NOT BUY ANY ANIMAL JUST BECAUSE YOU SAW A CUTE PHOTO ON THE INTERNET. DO RESEARCH FIRST AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THAT ANIMAL. PETS ARE NOT HANDBAGS DO NOT TREAT THEM AS SUCH
Whose Line Is It Anyway-Running Jokes
here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)
i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it
No but listen to this it’s lovely
“That I’d never ever make out with, except for that one time”
IM SERIOUSLY CRYING. THIS IS PERFECT
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get